Celebrity Poops

I’ve been following the daily drama going on in the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard court case. In the days of corona there isn’t much to be excited about and seeing these two pieces of shit bicker is hilarious to me. They both appear to be incredibly awful people and they probably deserve each other.

One of the accusations that has been thrown around during this case is that Amber Heard took a shit in Johnny Depp’s bed at one point. She left a Heard turd in the sheets. There has been a photo of the poop circulating online, but Heard has claimed its only dog poop.

I’ve seen the photo and there is no way I’ll be able to jack off to Amber Heard’s nudes again.

What celebrity bed would you poop in TGO?