Glory Hole Sex

The British Columbia government got a bit of attention this week when they put out some new suggestions for people who want to have sex, but also protect themselves from COVID-19. One of the suggestions included having sex through barriers, including walls, using GLORYHOLES. Gloryholes are famous holes that you see in the wall at gay bars where people can stick their dick out for someone to suck on them without the possibility of someone seeing their face

Having sex is a great way to spread sickness so I find it hilarious that these matters would even need to be discussed. If you have sex with someone who is sick chances are you’re going to get sick. Its just a matter of time.

I have a suggestion for those who want to follow the new guideline and have sex through the gloryhole. Just take the doorknobs out of your doors. That way you don’t have to worry about destroying a much of drywall.