Top 10 Worst Places to Get Bit By a Mosquito

Its summer, so the fuckin’ skeets are out in full swing and they’re out for blood. They have no idea that COVID.s on. Here are my top 10 worst places to get a bite.

  1. Your peehole skin
  2. On a Rod Stewart Christmas album
  3. On the ankle
  4. On a toe
  5. On a finger
  6. Between your shoulder blades.
  7. On your lip
  8. In you ear
  9. Behind your ear.
  10. Not get bit by them at all but they fly around you when you’re trying to sleep.

Where’s the worst place to get bit by a mosquito?