So what are you waiting for?!?!?! Talking with a complete stranger over the phone about dick is the right choice.
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The next time your mom is masturbating (always keep your ear to her door so you know, you’ll her the sounds of pleasure), strap a bottle rocket on to your dong. Make sure your dong […]
1. The Bald Eagle only lives in the USA. 2. The Bald Eagle can lay up to 18 eggs in one sitting. 3. The Bald Eagle’s egg weighs up to 25 pounds. 4. The first […]
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN! I was just outside being patriotic, I had sparklers in my hand and I was saluting the USA flag…. BAM, TOTAL RAPE! THE USA BIRD CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ASS […]
Yes Sir! Although most of my ancestors came from that part of the world, I just have two things to say… WE MADE YOU GUYS OUR BITCH! WE ALSO WIPED OUT SEVERAL CULTURES OF NATIVE […]
Yep, Mr Bob Donut invented the donut by accident while grooming his mom’s pussy hair!
1. She will carry 19 to 20 million babies on her back during pregnancy. 2. During pregnancy, she can only move one foot per day because of the weight on her back. 3. Only 2 […]
This is really going to suck! Standing in line for years as you wait to get up to the Pearly Gates. Then when you finally get there, you have to give Saint Peter a killer […]