You can crap out a brick for extra weight loss, but concrete taste like shit. Here’s an example of how you would use it. You’re dad ask you to blow him for his 120th birthday. […]
Rape yourself before you leave the house, because rapist hate dirty seconds!
Nintendo just released a statement saying that The Legend of Zelda series is moving to the future, and Link will have guns. How does this make you feel?
The album’s name is ‘Add Violence’. Here’s a sample.
I was just watering down my ceiling, when BAM! TOTAL CEILING FAN RAPE!
1. It only mates with large cats. 2. It’s hair is dangerous when punched. 3. It gets around by rolling. 4. They live in tree huts 5. They come up for air.