I just got back from fishing on my water vassal. Well, before I knew it TOTAL SHARK RAPE WAS GOING DOWN! I was prepared though, I always keep a sick of Dynamite in my butt […]
100 bucks says I could beat the fucking shit out of you in a good ol fashion fist fight.
Just because you slapped the mouse on the hiney, doesn’t mean you have to ride the pony. . This is how you would use the quote… Your dad tells you to help your mom get […]
As long as I can remember I’ve been in love with the attractive female figure. Thank god I’m hot as fuck, because it make the load shooting a lot easier with the hot females.
I was outback behind my barn in the front yard. I was milking my pigs (pig’s milk is wonderful during the summer in sunny side Florida) Well, as I was finishing milking the last boar […]
I’ve been taking Boy Wonder (my son) fishing just about every night. It’s a quick walk down to the Manatee river (it’s basically Tampa bay because it’s so close), it helps him unwind before bedtime. […]
This website was not given to me, so I don’t have to worry about some assclown looking over my shoulders. There is absolutely no fear on TGO, as in, don’t worry about your comments being […]
I think it just might be!
1. They mate 28 times per week. 2. They can jump over 300 yards. 3. They live in the rooftops of trees. 4. The North American Riverside Grasshopper is immune to herpes. 5. They always […]
Did you know that 1 out of 5 people will experience squirrel rape on their lifetime? Squirrel rape is no laughing matter, but THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN is here to help with these 5 tips on […]