I was changing my daughter’s diaper. Well, she farted and I felt a microscopic wet poop particle hit my eyeball! Pink eye is next, then death I’m afraid.
I know how to live off the land. Although I come from a well to do family, my dad was always teaching me the methods of fishing, hunting, trapping and staying warm on cold nights […]
I was standing on the plank of a ship. Half of the boat was on a pond, and the other half was on land. The pond’s water was black but looked\seemed inviting. Behind me was […]
Well, I’ll tell you, IT’S NOT! And what in tarnation is she doing to her milk-cannon? — looks like she’s trying to squeeze the devil out of it!
Yes, he’s lucked out and has been in some amazing movies like Goodfellas, Heat and Casino. But if you’ve seen one of his performances, then you’ve seen them all. He always plays an extremely serious […]
I don’t care if this female is my soul mate, I’m not putting my dong anywhere near her! She better just hope we are born around the same time in our next life time if […]
You can shake down a chicken, but don’t expect loose change to fall out.