Don’t lie to me now.
Cruise is such a dear friend of mine. Author Sam on TGO made this as a tribute to America’s favorite American (me), and to everybody’s god TOM CRUISE! Thank you for this very special gift, […]
I was just outside sucking some strangers dongs, when BAM! TOTAL DONG RAPE!
TGO is the fastest growing website in my mind right now, and that is really exciting. Tom Cruise is famous just like TGO would be if it was famous, and that’s most excellent. My dad […]
I disguised myself as an espresso machine once so I could sneak into a condom factory!
1. Beavers build their nest under water. 2. Beaver eggs are made out of gold. 3. Beavers are 15 feet tall. 4. Beavers have a Monopoly on damn companies in the USA. 5. Beavers always […]