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THIS IS FLIPPING AMAZING! . THE WORDS OUT THAT A NEW BADASS IS IN TOWN, AND THE BAD ASS’ NAME IS BULGINGSNAKE
GLAD I’M NOT THIS FVCK-TARD!
As we all know, Jesus had a DeLorean. And he took that DwLorean to the future to see what was hip. Well, he saw me on the cross then totally ripped me off in the […]
I was just outside throwing bricks at my used grass collection when, BAM! MY GODDAMN HOUSE STARTS GIVING ME THE TOTAL RAPE! I didn’t even know houses got horny?!?!
I’m so goddamn hot! DICK LICKING GOOD!
Throws her off every time!
Don’t get on your hands and knees when praying to god, he might appear with his pants down!
The dream starts out with Matlock blasting my asshole so goddamn hard, but his penis is small so it doesn’t hurt very much. I’m tied down to a bed and can’t move, MATLOCK blows a […]