For those of you who don’t know this dude, he has what it takes! . I’m going to let him crash at my mom’s. Mom doesn’t know yet… WINNING
I KNOW I DO!
If you’re caught by your wife banging another female, then scream ‘Heimlich maneuver’.
I was just outside drying my grass when BAM! — A HIPPOCAMPUS BUT FUCKED ME SO GODDAMN HARD! TOTAL RAPE!
You have this black mass of energy cruising through the universe, and it is destroying everything in its path. Humans shoot their most advanced \powerful weapons at it… But the black mass grows every time […]
I was just outside car watching, when BAM! — A GODDAMN ARMADILLO AMBUSHED ME! The armadillo tackled me to the ground and whispered in my ear ‘you’re going to take everything I give you to […]
I’m laying tile in the male & female bathrooms. Goddamn, I’ve wacked off in these bathrooms several times now while watching porn on my cellphone. I think what’s making me so horny is, is that […]
I love it all! Rocken Roll, rap, punk, reggae, country (although I have a tough time listening to new county). My point is, is that music is absolutely amazing. Before I got high on drugs, […]
I thought I’d take the fam to the zoo for some sweet animal action. I was raped by a goddamn baby zebra so Goddamn bad! His penis was fairly small, so all n all it […]