I’ve been banging my whole life. Even when I was a spermy-wermy in my dad’s balls, I was assblasting other sperms (those were the days). When my dad shot a load into my mom’s fun-hole […]
Not only did he BANG Gwyneth Stefani, he married her. But what makes Gavin such an award winning kind of guy, he cheated on Gwyneth! WHAT A FVCKING BADASS! Cheating on hot babes is what […]
Don’t be bashful now.
Do you think the banana is a breakfast fruit?
If you’re going to give your father mouth to dong pleasure, then wear a wig so he thinks you’re his dead mom! Dad’s miss their moms.
I really don’t give a rats ass if my female gets herpes, I just don’t want her to get them on her face. I’m absolutely gorgeous, and walking around with a female in public who […]
1. The Kangaroo can grow up to 15 feet tall. 2. The Kangaroo can reach speeds up to 6 miles an hour. 3. The Kangaroo’s pouch is part of the Kangaroo’s clit. 4. There are […]
I thought I’d go for a nice walk today for some fresh air. BAM, TOTAL PENGUIN RAPE! I GOT RAPED SO GODDAMN BAD BY A FLORIDIAN PENGUIN! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT KIND OF MAMMAL […]
I started drinking around age 16, I’m 34 now. When you’re always intoxicated you don’t really have a handle on honest human emotions (like sympathy, compassion Etc). Those emotions are still there, but they are […]