Yep, Mr Bob Donut invented the donut by accident while grooming his mom’s pussy hair!
1. She will carry 19 to 20 million babies on her back during pregnancy. 2. During pregnancy, she can only move one foot per day because of the weight on her back. 3. Only 2 […]
This is really going to suck! Standing in line for years as you wait to get up to the Pearly Gates. Then when you finally get there, you have to give Saint Peter a killer […]
I just got back from fishing on my water vassal. Well, before I knew it TOTAL SHARK RAPE WAS GOING DOWN! I was prepared though, I always keep a sick of Dynamite in my butt […]
100 bucks says I could beat the fucking shit out of you in a good ol fashion fist fight.
Just because you slapped the mouse on the hiney, doesn’t mean you have to ride the pony. . This is how you would use the quote… Your dad tells you to help your mom get […]
As long as I can remember I’ve been in love with the attractive female figure. Thank god I’m hot as fuck, because it make the load shooting a lot easier with the hot females.
I was outback behind my barn in the front yard. I was milking my pigs (pig’s milk is wonderful during the summer in sunny side Florida) Well, as I was finishing milking the last boar […]
I’ve been taking Boy Wonder (my son) fishing just about every night. It’s a quick walk down to the Manatee river (it’s basically Tampa bay because it’s so close), it helps him unwind before bedtime. […]