“BANGING FOE THE WIN” is the name of my new production company. I think you guys are really going to enjoy what I bring to the table in the porn industry.
I’m going to start capturing animals in my backyard (such as cats, song birds and possums), and pimp them out for money! I think we can all agree that there is high demand for song […]
I was just in my fridge getting some mustard cakes out for my oak tree, when BAM! TOTAL MILK JUG RAPE!
You can crap out a brick for extra weight loss, but concrete taste like shit. Here’s an example of how you would use it. You’re dad ask you to blow him for his 120th birthday. […]
Rape yourself before you leave the house, because rapist hate dirty seconds!
Nintendo just released a statement saying that The Legend of Zelda series is moving to the future, and Link will have guns. How does this make you feel?
The album’s name is ‘Add Violence’. Here’s a sample.
I was just watering down my ceiling, when BAM! TOTAL CEILING FAN RAPE!