1. She loves it when humans play rough with her cubs. 2. The cubs mostly eat rats. 3. The mom hates the N word. 4. Female black bears get really wet. 5. Cubs take 40 […]
My dad didn’t because he kicked the bucket nearly 3 years ago.
If you’re going to walk around town without pants on while rocking a boner, then tell people you’re a retard. Keeps you out of jail.
Holy shit balls, this movie has it going on! Luke Skywalker is all like “take my light saber in the face bitch”! And Rey is all like ” but I’m in love with Dengar”. This […]
I was at the food store buying some corn nuggets. I love corn nuggets, and there were some coupons in the mail for them. Anyway, as I was browsing in the corn nugget isle A […]
1. It carries the Lemon disease, which can kill you if not treated. 2. It travels during spring break. 3. It eats the bark off of trees. 4. The tick has hooves. 5. The tick […]
Just look at this guys face as a dong is thrusted into his waste-hole. His face says to me “now this is a good time”!
Maybe, maybe not. But I’ll say one thing….. YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN TO WIN –Bulgingsnake
She’s such a socialite!
You have to go to these bullshit social gatherings when you get older, it fvcking sucks. People I don’t know always ask the same questions at these pompous events. What do you do for a […]