I’m not holding my breath though. There has been a Cocker Spaniel eyeballing me the past several days when I get the mail!
Or is there something more humiliating out there?
My cellphone thinks I care more about bees than the word ‘been’, well, THE JOKES ON YOU CELLPHONE, BECAUSE I DON’T!
I cry like a little bitch! How about you?
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Don’t be bashful now.
Do you think the banana is a breakfast fruit?
If you’re going to give your father mouth to dong pleasure, then wear a wig so he thinks you’re his dead mom! Dad’s miss their moms.