I should have seen this one cuming.
People are always asking me how you can tell the difference between a male & female hamster. I hope this picture helps.
1. It’s the smartest fish of all the land. 2. Dolphins are pleasant. 3. They respect Mr Lobster! 4. They wear top hats. 5. Seaweed!
“BANGING FOE THE WIN” is the name of my new production company. I think you guys are really going to enjoy what I bring to the table in the porn industry.
I’m going to start capturing animals in my backyard (such as cats, song birds and possums), and pimp them out for money! I think we can all agree that there is high demand for song […]
I was just in my fridge getting some mustard cakes out for my oak tree, when BAM! TOTAL MILK JUG RAPE!
You can crap out a brick for extra weight loss, but concrete taste like shit. Here’s an example of how you would use it. You’re dad ask you to blow him for his 120th birthday. […]
Rape yourself before you leave the house, because rapist hate dirty seconds!