Listen up guys! The females are so goddamn vulnerable and pathetic at ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS, and wet! — so goddamn wet ‘the vulnerable female’ becomes when you wink at her. So if you have a […]
H.P.B is a sport where the victor wins by banging more homeless people than the competitor.
Moments like this make me feel closer to Jesus.
My dad is dead, so maggots were involved, so it might have been a hundred-som.
When a female sees me coming, then I guarantee, by the end of the night she’ll be cuming… Unless she’s a fat cow, I don’t bang the large ones!
Tell her that you’re actually her dad! Works every time
1. The ladybug’s feces closely resembles human feces. 2. The Ladybug can hit speeds up to 90 miles per hour. 3. The ladybug’s mating call can be heard at dusk, and sounds like the horn […]
This chick was riding me real nice like in my bedroom. I remember hearing my parents talking downstairs, so I kept telling the female to be quiet. Anyway, I wanted to be original when I […]
As I was standing with my butt hole cheeks spread apart and wiping, I accidentally dropped the toilet paper on my right sandal (a sandal is foot wear). Well, poop-matter got on my sandal…. BAM! […]