I promised my son Cockroach this morning that we’d do some night fishing. During the day we cruised by Walmart and grabbed some frozen shrimp (frozen shrimp are a million times better than live, they […]
Mean while at the George Lucas ranch.
Yep, nothing makes a female bend over like my presence does.
When I finally kick the bucket and I’m instantly zapped to heaven for my judgment, I will be rather nervous standing before my maker. So when god says to me ‘explain yourself’, I’m going to […]
As we all know, Kevin Kline would play as me, but who would play as you? More big questions like these to come, so keep it on THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN!
We the writers here at THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN are extremely busy on Saturdays, extremely. So there will be a lot of re-runs like this magical number for your eyes and ears to enjoy. So, enjoy.
Every time I bang a chick everything changes in the relationship. I wake up the next day after banging the night before and play video games and fish. The female wakes up the next day […]
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