The dream starts out with Matlock blasting my asshole so goddamn hard, but his penis is small so it doesn’t hurt very much. I’m tied down to a bed and can’t move, MATLOCK blows a […]
I was just outside shaving my driveway, when BAM! TOTAL FVCKING TREE RAPE! I’m bleeding pretty bad from my poop shooter right now.
MY granddad’s penis had 17 known flavors!
1. The underground nest of the Yellow Jackets taste like chocolate. So if you find yellow jackets coming out of the ground, then grab a shovel (just make sure you wear long socks, they sting). […]
GETTING RAPED BY MAMMAL SHARKS IS A CRIME!
And staying sharp is 50% of the battle! . Stay smooth TGO
I was outside watering my mailbox when BAM! TOTAL FUCKING ANT RAPE! This female ant came inside me so goddamn hard!
This is how you would use it. . Your friend ask you how Return Of The Jedi was. So instead of saying it was awesome, you’d say “It licks dick” bro!