TURN UP THE VOLUME! Sam is still figuring all of this out… And figure it out he will.
Large women who hit on me! That’s right, large women who hit on me! How dare they think that they would ever stand a chance with me in the sack! I’m only going to say […]
1. It takes 15 years to hatch out of its larva. 2. It only lives for 3 days after it hatches. 3. They never travel on empty stomachs. 4. Their bite is more dangerous than […]
Listen up guys! The females are so goddamn vulnerable and pathetic at ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS, and wet! — so goddamn wet ‘the vulnerable female’ becomes when you wink at her. So if you have a […]
H.P.B is a sport where the victor wins by banging more homeless people than the competitor.
Moments like this make me feel closer to Jesus.
My dad is dead, so maggots were involved, so it might have been a hundred-som.
When a female sees me coming, then I guarantee, by the end of the night she’ll be cuming… Unless she’s a fat cow, I don’t bang the large ones!
Tell her that you’re actually her dad! Works every time