1. The ladybug’s feces closely resembles human feces. 2. The Ladybug can hit speeds up to 90 miles per hour. 3. The ladybug’s mating call can be heard at dusk, and sounds like the horn […]
This chick was riding me real nice like in my bedroom. I remember hearing my parents talking downstairs, so I kept telling the female to be quiet. Anyway, I wanted to be original when I […]
As I was standing with my butt hole cheeks spread apart and wiping, I accidentally dropped the toilet paper on my right sandal (a sandal is foot wear). Well, poop-matter got on my sandal…. BAM! […]
If you’re going to get your ass kicked over a girl, then make sure she doesn’t have any STDs.
If you guessed both, then you are correct!
I the F am, I’ll tell you that right now!
Yes Sir, THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN is fun for the whole family! So what are you waiting for?!?!?!?!– swing on bye.
True story. If you look closely, you can see her ass, my hands are on it.