I LIKE TO DAB IN ALL THE CLASSICS WHILE I WIPE MY ASS WITH FLAGS FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. FOR THE WIN!
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MOMENTS FOR ME
WHY, I’LL TELL YOU WHY! The directors of these movies always try and keep these video game movies grounded in reality as much as possible, and they always change the scripts. Ironically the producers and […]
I was changing my daughter’s diaper. Well, she farted and I felt a microscopic wet poop particle hit my eyeball! Pink eye is next, then death I’m afraid.
I know how to live off the land. Although I come from a well to do family, my dad was always teaching me the methods of fishing, hunting, trapping and staying warm on cold nights […]
I was standing on the plank of a ship. Half of the boat was on a pond, and the other half was on land. The pond’s water was black but looked\seemed inviting. Behind me was […]
Well, I’ll tell you, IT’S NOT! And what in tarnation is she doing to her milk-cannon? — looks like she’s trying to squeeze the devil out of it!