Yes, he’s lucked out and has been in some amazing movies like Goodfellas, Heat and Casino. But if you’ve seen one of his performances, then you’ve seen them all. He always plays an extremely serious […]
I don’t care if this female is my soul mate, I’m not putting my dong anywhere near her! She better just hope we are born around the same time in our next life time if […]
You can shake down a chicken, but don’t expect loose change to fall out.
My father is dead. Well, right before he died I got his fun-stick real hard like, then I cut it off and threw it in the freezer. By throwing it in the freezer, it stays […]
Someone other than Harrison Ford playing Han Solo, LAME! New director (Ron Howard) being put into action?!?! — Smells like incompetence on Disney’s part. Yep, I’ve had a bad feeling about this Han Solo flick […]
1. They have over 9000 hairs on their body. 2. They only mate during the off season 3. They can multiple when eggs happen. 4. There are 87 thousand different house fly breeds around the […]
Looking myself in the eyes as I slowly thrust my dong into my clones pooper would really hit the spot.
This rather large individual is holding g a gun. And that makes him today’s winner. And when you’ve won the ‘today’s winner award’ at THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN, then you’re probably lame.