I’ve jerked off to it before. Oh, and I forgot to add that I have a Mondo power supply on the underside of the board. So instead of using batteries, that often die and fluctuate […]
Scientists at the University of 1-800-DEGREMILL have released a study that concludes that all people alive on Earth will die someday. Dr. Harvey Penisuckle that heads The Department of Sciences, Paper Airplanes, and Random 80s […]
The internet is only good for two things: Watching porn and bitching about stupid shit. Well, I still love the porn but I’m noticing an unsettling trend. More and more often when I see a […]
Do you know anyone who fucks pumpkins? Because there is this guy on Disqus who is a open and proud pumpkin fucker. He even married a pumpkin so that he could fuck it and not […]
A message from my good friend, Nigel.
A PERFECT MESSAGE Fast forward to 15:40
It’s time for a cock time question.
It’s time for another Cock Talk question.
Hi everyone! Mr. Perfect here! Did you all miss me!?! Don’t answer that… So I was sitting on the toilet and taking a shit, and I started to wonder….. can you curl your dick? I […]