If you do, and you’re some fag named Jacob, then you may want to stay away from guys that wear blankets as capes.
It’s Nation Women’s History Month. And as a long-time Winner on TGO, I’ve decided to take this month to reflect. It’s no secret that we at TGO push the limits of good taste in the […]
Walmart Inc. and Dick’s Sporting Goods Inc. said they would no longer sell machine-dongs to anyone under 10 years old, as two of the country’s biggest dildo and dong sellers tightened their policies in the […]
WASHINGTON—TGO Chairman Bulgingsnake said the economy’s prospects have brightened in recent months, indicating that he is about to take it up his pooper in an epic gangbang this year. Snake also said Johnny Weir has […]
A high school in California was shut down after a stupid faggot named Jonathan Martin showed a dumbass picture with threatening commentary on Friday morning. According to TGO Network News, Martin was taken into custody […]
At TGO, we also believe in education and shit. In this video we learn about some shit. I mean how the fuck can you be winning if you aren’t learning and shit? The brain needs […]
Bulgingsnake said Tuesday he is moving to impose new regulations that would ban devices that allow dongs to function as rapid fire “machine dongs,” in the wake of the mass assblasting at a American […]