The greatest movie scene ever filmed:
Good morning everyone! For the past few years I’ve been taking a glass of water to bed with me. It’s a great cure for that morning dry mouth LOL. I like to add ‘LOL’ at […]
Happy Saturday, so whatcha wearing today? Are you still walking around naked while your massive gut hides your tiny dick, or are you trying out that orange life vest and black skateboard helmet so that […]
What do you have on your windows? I use toilet paper for curtains because on the front of my house and nothing on the windows in the back.. The back of my house faces a […]
Right this moment….Let me look. I have my anal plug, a bottle of Rohypnol, and wait….is that a banana?….Never mind snacks, CAUSE IT’S GOING RIGHT INTO MY NEXT DATE’S ASS! 😏. What’s in your pocket?
I got a text from my friend, Smelly and she asked me a Shit-time question. Cause Big Time Questions are reserved only for the king of sucking dick, Bulgingsnake. And her question was, ‘How often […]
I’ve jerked off to it before. Oh, and I forgot to add that I have a Mondo power supply on the underside of the board. So instead of using batteries, that often die and fluctuate […]
Scientists at the University of 1-800-DEGREMILL have released a study that concludes that all people alive on Earth will die someday. Dr. Harvey Penisuckle that heads The Department of Sciences, Paper Airplanes, and Random 80s […]