If you could describe your junk, what does it look like, smell like, sound like? Try only using rhyming words to make it extra fun. I’ll give out a fake award trophy for best genital […]
I like those crotch rashes
Hopefully I meet a nice young lad or lady next weekend to try this out on
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What’s your morning wank schedule?
If you’re anything like me, then you’ve fantasized about staring in your own snuff film as the murder victim I would pay Gallagher to tie me up in a cheap motel. He would violate me […]
Ooooh boy! It’s Friday. Time to break out our fun topics Tell me all your deepest thoughts on the color blue… Naw, just list things that are blue. It will be amazing
Hey. My name is Smelly. Welcome to my new segment where we talk about the most mundane (mundane means boring) topics possible. Today we talk about ice. Do you like ice? Or are you one […]
Another mouse bites the dust. These bastards love peanut butter. I know the feeling. But licking peanut butter off of a dong doesn’t kill ya. What is the last animal you killed?