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So apparently today, 5/28, is Masturbation Day. Who knew you should only be pleasuring yourself once a year!! Anyway, Brazzers is celebrating with free videos. ENJOY!! http://free.brazzers.com And after you’ve finished yourself off, let us […]
What are your plans this weekend?
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Have you ever dropped a deuce and it’s felt like it just cleaned out your entire rectum and it feels empty? Like, you know there’s nothing left inside and you feel like you dropped 5 […]
Post your favorite cat memes! I’d like to dedicate this post to @ElectricWoodsman:disqus because he thought of the idea.
So I heard Detective Pikachu is supposed to be a good movie. And it got leaked. It hasn’t been taken down yet so give it a shot. It’s better than I thought.
I’m on vacation! Guess where I am.
Which one comes out alive?! YOU DECIDE! OR
I got my second email from my girlfriend Rania. It’s getting serious. She gave me the bank account number (I’ve blocked it out since I don’t what it’s about). But it sounds like she really […]