BulgingSnake sucked on wee-wee, allegedly. True story. One night I was trolling toolbags on those Disqus channels, then I hear a knock on my cardboard box window. It’s BULGINGSNAKE! The Bulge says to me “if […]
SHANA TOVA, EVERYONE!! (The title is the Hebrew spelling, which means “a good year”. It’s like saying “Happy New Year”.) Being Jewish, I celebrated the Jewish new year these past 2 days. It’s called Rosh […]
It feels so good when the steam gets all up in your nose and you can blow the nicest, nose cleaning snot rocket out of your nose, and then you can breathe again.
I am so tired of scammers calling. I’m happy that I know enough to not give these scumbags anything. But there are people that don’t know anything and they give information willingly. I feel bad […]
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE! He was born in 1769 and was about 5’7″. This badass over-threw his government and conquered countries. He would totally love TGO. FYI, he is the only Frenchman I liked. FYI, Neapolitan ice […]
So every once in awhile I’ll work from home. And this summer, I’ve had a friend inside my window and he keeps me company. If I find bugs in my house, I try to catch […]
This is perfect! Everyone needs to buy this! I’ll be getting 3!
Give your mom alittle extra today! Surprise her! And if you go out to dinner, make sure she doesn’t choke on anything. And don’t forget, stepmoms are moms too. […]