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It has come to my attention that I am hard to shop for. What do you get your lady for Christmas? There is nothing that I desperately “need”, but it’s nice to be thought of […]
GASTONIA, North Carolina – Gaston County resident, Jasper Smith, 62, was arrested yesterday on felony charges of manufacturing and distributing homemade “energy drinks” containing the powerful stimulate methamphetamine. The Gaston County drug task force raided […]
This guy went on vaca to attempt hang gliding … which would be great … if his pilot of sorts remembered to attach his harness to the glider! I would be dead. Actually no, I […]
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Do you have a food thief in your house too? Every holiday BS taxes each food tray before I even take it out of the fridge to warm and serve. He is such a little […]
Our President just mocked Californians for not preventing their own wildfires by raking the forests. Winning.