Police officers have to worry about people driving under the influence or boating under the influence, but now, they’ll have to look out for those lawn mowing under the influence. On May 5, one Florida […]
1. Yo mama’s so stupid…She stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.” 2. Yo mama’s so ugly… She threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. 3. […]
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Check out these awesome toys! Both mom and kids can play with these! These are available at GameStop apparently in case you wanted to hook up a lucky momma. The gift that keeps on giving! […]
Hey loves… so who wants to help me smash a goal this week at work and also try something that you’ll probably love? (If you don’t you can return it within 30 days for a […]
There is now a GoPro for your dick! That’s right! This cockring has a video camera attached to it! Think of all the amazing footage you will get! ….now consider reality.. because after $180 its […]
“You bend down like someone who wants a blasting.. I’ll give you my bread rye.. if you know what I mean granny” “Great news Nick G. Since the protection order expired we can hang out […]