I”m going back to where it all started.There was always going to be confusion about where I caught it. Where did you catch the Chinese liberal death virus?
A Southern feast would not be complete without boiled peanuts. They’ll pucker you up if you cook them right. Did you ever eat the asshole out of a Zebra? It’s a Southern tradition like black […]
I got a liberal neighbor. He’s a hard working commercial crabber that gives me fresh eggs, crabs and flounder that get in his traps. Consequently, I’m not really sure how much I should fuck with […]
People wanna know. I hear it none of the time and drag my dick through it every day. They say “Therefore” Why would you put yourself through this? No one actually says this but I […]
My favorite sister daughter wife(the one with the big tits and little dick) really looks forward to gay Sunday so she can shut the fuck up and eat hummus while I get my freak on […]
It’s a great day. It’s Gay Sunday with an extensionBreaking off an epic toe curler in a butthole is the freedom this country is based on. Party on Butt pirates.
So I’m morning drinking between gigs and get to doing some maudlin thinking about what got me this far in life.It also made me wonder how people like me could ever find a niche in […]
I have a big deck. We have fun with my deck because it’s so big. It’s so big that regularly sized accessories won’t do.Big food Big fun. We drink beer. What do you do […]