Paul Bettany has just been announced as a new member of the Han Solo movie cast. This news comes from director Ron Howard himself. Howard had already worked with Bettany in A Beautiful Mind and […]
My pee pee is getting tingly.
I think we can all agree that LEGO is one of the more expensive toys these days and the company can easily get away with overcharging their customers because they have such a loyal following. […]
I’m gay as hell for Willem Dafoe. He has that killer voice and I’m pretty sure his skin is so rough that you could probably use it as sandpaper. Who are you gay for?
He definitely beat the shit out of the woman that was sh-itting in his sh-eat. He probably bashed her over the head with a tennis racket.
All the better to suck your dick with my dear. Its like I always say “It doesn’t matter how much you pay for your headphones, they still break in 2 months.”
Denis Villeneuve’s upcoming sequel to Blade Runner is probably going to be the longest running blockbuster of the year.
If you do SMARTEN THE FUCK UP.
Jakku has been made a pretty important part of Star Wars canon fairly quickly. It is of course Rey’s planet at the start of The Force Awakens and the canon novels have built a bit […]
Death Note Release Date: August 25, 2017 Director: Adam Wingard Stars: Nat Wolff, Lakeith Stanfield, Margaret Qualley, Willem Dafoe, Shea Whigham I don’t know if I really have any right to review Death Note because […]