I JUST DON’T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO READ MY OWN WORDS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE (which equals Gay Face)!
This made-for-tv abomination is so awful and on-the-nose it reaches a level of high-art genius that only a few can appreciate. The movie alone must be so utterly sh*t, but thank God I don’t have […]
Here it is. In between all the rape and carnage, here’s this unbridled piece of awesomeness. Shot in 2 hours, completely shit-hammered on Fireball Whiskey, this is probably the greatest thing I’ll ever achieve. Drink […]
I slept in ditches, with one eye open. I ate seldom, often leap-frogging from one cut-rate fast-food joint to the next. Life was now an ever-slipping luxury. Home became an abstract. Soon all I knew […]
It had been long days and nights of chasing the shadows of ghosts. A Car wreck here, signs of distilled madness there. All of them without the crucial ingredient; meaning. Momster drove me to scene […]
It was dawn on the fourth day when I opened my eyes and found Snake standing over me, grinning. He had nothing but a tackle vest on and his long glossy rod in his hand. […]
Are you for fucking real? My editor sounded strained, his entire over-the-phone demeanour was akin to that of an industrial-grade spring, wound to the point of total emotional destruction. That Country Club guy was furious! […]