Category: dong
DIVERSITY ON TGO
I think on TGO, men are equal to women. We all get and give the same respect from and to each other and I praise everyone for that. BRAVO PEOPLE! But I feel that on […]
Dick or Clit?
Back by popular demand is our famous guessing game The answer to that question is RIGHT FREAKIN NOW BRO! The rules are simple. You’ll be shown a series of pictures. You decide if this person […]
What Do You Neglect When You Are Too Busy Sucking Dick?
So it’s Monday morning and my Disqus notifications aren’t working. Of course this means that Haniel Da was so busy sucking dick this weekend that he hasn’t yet been able to reset the server this […]
One Mat Gang Eating Nuts
After receiving dozens of emails in my mind requesting that I continue my video series of me eating nuts, I decided I wouldn’t let my imaginary fans down. So, get some tissues ready, because I’m […]
Looking for something to buy for your significant other?
Nothing says romance like a dress. She looks so natural in those dresses. She must have tried on each one! And nothing says, “I’m ready to get banged all night long” like a dress that […]
Das Ende Knows How To Win
You’ve only recently joined the TGO family. But you quickly nestled your way into our anus. Happy birthday buddy. We got you a cake And a gift to open. There’s a surprise inside Here’s a […]
Dongs Index Fall as Old Women Flash a Warning
TGONN – Massive dongs slumped and really old sluts sent a new recession signal Wednesday after weak German and Chinese economic data stoked less than winning indicators. The Giant Dong Industrial Average dropped more than […]