Now that valentines is over I feel like I can express gratitude for the special someones in the world without sounding like a hallmark queer. Today I have been reading some fine articles regarding […]
I’m not talking about vocalizing, I’m referring to the noise your penis makes. The average penis makes an 85 decibel noise when ejaculation occurs. This is equivalent to the volume level of a vacuum cleaner. […]
Sometimes you have to get serious. And sometimes you have to get dirty. This is a time for both… What emotions do my words make you feel?
If you had to choose one wood chipper to have sex with, what brand would you choose? The Great Circle Wood Chipper This budget model comes with a 7 HP no name engine. And can […]
Movie Titles – replace one word with a word for the male member (dick, penis, dong, Johnson, Bulgingsnake, ect.). Best 3 out of 5? Marty McFly is thrown back into the ’50s by his eccentric […]