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Let’s talk about anal. What is your favorite thing to put in your bum? Not sure? How about some suggestions from good ol TGO. 1. Gerbil. This is a classic! Nothing says romance like a […]
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Hey. My name is Smelly. Welcome to my new segment where we talk about the most mundane (mundane means boring) topics possible. Today we talk about ice. Do you like ice? Or are you one […]
I think of myself as a calm person. I let a lot of shit slide off my back. That’s called life. You man up. But then I end up flipping on someone and it usually […]
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