Is there is a more appropriate Tard Week band than The Tards? I think not Formed in 2005 in Kansas, this band of Tards combined punk, thrash, and speed metal into one noisy concoction. Take […]
Welcome to the first ever 32nd Annual TGO Tard Week And to kick things off, we will celebrate our first Tard. This Tard is a true inspiration. He proved that despite lacking any real intelligence, […]
Will you be there? Or will you be home and not there?
How fun would that be?
It is NEVER too early to prep for Christmas. Here’s a list of wonderful products on the market!! The Fat Magnet. Just sit it in your bowl of slop and it pulls the fat out […]
A parody of Bodak Yellow By Cardi B. ( If you are unfamiliar with her song, check it out here first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGccV-NOm8 ) Now TGO up that beat and read: *** Winning Moves *** Said […]
Looking for a way to seduce that special someone today? Why not give muscle dancing a try?
We are too! What do you get for your love on Valentine’s Day? These are some good options: You’re welcome TGO!
… just stare at this for another 15 minutes or so… (if your EST… otherwise stare longer)