Hey sluts! Halloween wasn’t enough holiday jazz to let all your bits hang out? I guess you can have Christmas too… I draw the line at Easter though. Anyway… so skanks have found a clever […]
No need for costly transition surgery with tights like these!
TGO this is a serious post. I know, crazy right? Okay so… what had happened waaaaaas….. I took the kids to go have pictures taken with Santa today at the local shopping hole… there was […]
Hot sauce holsters! Do you have that special someone in your life that you just don’t know how to shop for? Is that friend a very white, semi over weight, middle-aged man with a prescription […]
Bulgingsnake was out back this morning practicing his Christmas parade beatboxing routine when out of nowhere Mr.Dreidel barged in and gave him his giant circumcised johnsonstein! Bulge was not only physically assaulted.. his faith was […]
It’s that time of year… this little jerk is back. The Elf On The Shelf seems like great fun until you’re dead tired.. just hit the pillow.. eyes are starting to shut and FUCK.. you […]