“I was dreaming when I wrote this; forgive me if it goes astray.” – Uncle Steve, doing an arguably racist impression of Prince or Dave Chappelle
Spoiler for ThereforeIam who won’t read the article: It’s all political bullshit. Skip to the end and keep looking at gay porn.
TGONN – With the U.S. and China mired in a trade mud wrestling match, Trump said on Twitter that American gays “know that China will not be able to hurt them in that their President […]
Sorry, y’all. I was gonna study the whole debate, but I got really drunk instead.
TGONN – Former Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. Kamala Harris took the brunt of the attacks during a hot and sexy Democratic presidential primary debate that featured confrontations over anal bleaching, manscaping, skinny jeans, […]
Can you imagine a liberal president doing this? No, you can’t, because they’re all pussies. And Trump grabs pussies. Trump is such a fucking badass. Trump just reeks American! Stepping into a country where a […]