When enjoying the great outdoors there are many reasons to take care of your anal lining. Anal linings have been getting a lot of abuse these days. All the talk of “boofing” by Supreme Court […]
Florida (TGONN) Bulgingsnake’s second State of TGO address will not take place on Tuesday, an aide to his dog’s cleanup crew told TGONN. The aide confirmed that the address, which was originally scheduled for Tuesday, […]
Today is a special day. Since it’s the Giving Season, today you give your friend a gift. Something to say Hey buddy, thanks for all you do. Here is a nut for you. Then you […]
I was ontop of my Neighbor’s roof watching for Santa’s magic sauce-cow, when BAM! Darth Vader popped out of my ass and started raping my goddamn, moist-fun-hole! I didn’t even know Vader vacationed up my […]
We live in a day and age where everything gets a fancy name. So I’m here to help give a name to an activity you may already be doing but not know what to call […]
Hey. My name is Smelly. Welcome to my new segment where we talk about the most mundane (mundane means boring) topics possible. Today we talk about ice. Do you like ice? Or are you one […]
How many guns should a responsible gun owner have? One dozen? Two dozen?
🎶 I know I Said Tuesday But I Hope You Don’t Mind I Had To Change The Schedule So, Today It Is Bird Time! Hope you enjoyed this classic tale of sex and murder. Stay […]