For 40 plus years Earl Ray Waltman III has hunted dead squirrels. He has encountered millions of living squirrels. But luck has passed him bye in every attempt to kill a squirrel. Not because of […]
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Dead Squirrel Scouts
Here is your daily lesson from Earl Ray Waltman III on how to live like a Dead Squirrel Scout
Anal fissures and the great outdoors.
When enjoying the great outdoors there are many reasons to take care of your anal lining. Anal linings have been getting a lot of abuse these days. All the talk of “boofing” by Supreme Court […]
State of TGO address in question
Florida (TGONN) Bulgingsnake’s second State of TGO address will not take place on Tuesday, an aide to his dog’s cleanup crew told TGONN. The aide confirmed that the address, which was originally scheduled for Tuesday, […]
It’s Nut In Your Buddy Thursday!
Today is a special day. Since it’s the Giving Season, today you give your friend a gift. Something to say Hey buddy, thanks for all you do. Here is a nut for you. Then you […]
DARTH VADER RAPED MY HOLE!
I was ontop of my Neighbor’s roof watching for Santa’s magic sauce-cow, when BAM! Darth Vader popped out of my ass and started raping my goddamn, moist-fun-hole! I didn’t even know Vader vacationed up my […]