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KC Man Finds True Love
The Kansas City Police Department received calls this week from people who observed a man “carrying a topless, unconscious woman” around. People reported seeing the man drag the woman by her hair. And even attempt […]
Dead Squirrel Scouts
For 40 plus years Earl Ray Waltman III has hunted dead squirrels. He has encountered millions of living squirrels. But luck has passed him bye in every attempt to kill a squirrel. Not because of […]
Dead Squirrel Scouts
Here is your daily lesson from Earl Ray Waltman III on how to live like a Dead Squirrel Scout
Anal fissures and the great outdoors.
When enjoying the great outdoors there are many reasons to take care of your anal lining. Anal linings have been getting a lot of abuse these days. All the talk of “boofing” by Supreme Court […]
State of TGO address in question
Florida (TGONN) Bulgingsnake’s second State of TGO address will not take place on Tuesday, an aide to his dog’s cleanup crew told TGONN. The aide confirmed that the address, which was originally scheduled for Tuesday, […]
