While records say he was born Michael Sylvester Stallone in Manhattan, history will show Sly Stallone was born to play a Tard. Complications during child birth left Stallone with nerve damage in his face. This […]
TGONN – In a busy week for Washington, tard is in full swing this week as there was a State of The Union address yesterday evening and Senators are expected to vote to acquit President […]
A man in Saskatchewan (if you don’t know where that is I’m not explaining it) caught a shocking video of a HUGE wolf coming after his dog in the woods. Look at the size of […]
TGONN – When most people think of Iowa, they think of corn and that baseball movie that Kevin Costner put out a long time ago with the guy who sounds like Darth Vader. It was […]
Timmy Burch is the only Pokémon in fourth grade in South Park. The reason I say that is that his vocabulary is pretty much limited to his own name, much like Pokémon. Timmy is also […]
I was fortunate enough to check out Tammy and the Tard-Rex for the first time on Shudder a couple of weeks ago. Denise Richards (hot) and Paul Walker are going steady and then Paul Walker […]
You think you’ve got the potato? Let’s put that to the test Fun fun fun till daddy takes the Tard Week away!
I figured there was no better way to kick off Tard Week than with a true Classic Tard. He helped set the bar for all future generations of Tardists. John Robert Cocker was born in […]