As you know, it’s hurricane season here in Florida where the Bulgingsnake family resides. When you read the news, or follow your southern friends who are preparing before a storm they tend to tell you […]
TGONN – Massive dongs slumped and really old sluts sent a new recession signal Wednesday after weak German and Chinese economic data stoked less than winning indicators. The Giant Dong Industrial Average dropped more than […]
Sorry, y’all. I was gonna study the whole debate, but I got really drunk instead.
My son is sitting at the dinner table eating. I’m in the living room, minding my own business and watching Into The Spider Verse. Out of the blue my son Cockroach says ‘HEY DAD, I […]
For 40 plus years Earl Ray Waltman III has hunted dead squirrels. He has encountered millions of living squirrels. But luck has passed him bye in every attempt to kill a squirrel. Not because of […]
These days everyone is trying to remake all the old greats. Then the movie bombs by comparison. That’s because nobody is going to outdo a Legend at their own game. In order for you to […]