Most people do classy things while they’re on vacation. Try out some of the most luxurious places in any given place and go out to the nicest restaurants, that was never my thing. I’m a […]
Yes its no secret. I have sperm. Lots of it. And sometimes when I’m in the shower i like to rub one off and they go down the drain. Well that sperm usually never makes […]
Man, I’ve never been so amped up for a trip in all my life! Basically, I’m hitting up Orlando this coming October with some family, do some quick phoney tourist crap, then I’m gonna drop […]
Dammit, this has to happen!
Today is Friday the 13th. And it’s a full moon. You know how often that happens? Me neither until I saw this on the Google. I hope you all survive.
What the fuck is this horseshit?! I heard about this on the news this morning. I am so pissed. All you stupid millennials and your crazy crap going on. Who the hell decided this? Some […]
Social media is all up in its feels today with 9/11 remembrance stories. Good. I hope no one ever forgets because to be honest.. some of us survivors often feel forgotten. The best way to […]
Its so rare that I travel anywhere further than a two hour drive from my house. Halifax is the busiest city that I’ve spent any length of time in. I like to stick to my […]