LEGENDARY QUOTES FROM JACK NICHOLSON! . “Live to eat if you got the money” “Its been 5 seconds to long since my last eating session and I feel the grumps coming on” “Well shit, I […]
My favorite sister daughter wife(the one with the big tits and little dick) really looks forward to gay Sunday so she can shut the fuck up and eat hummus while I get my freak on […]
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My son is sitting at the dinner table eating. I’m in the living room, minding my own business and watching Into The Spider Verse. Out of the blue my son Cockroach says ‘HEY DAD, I […]
Funny how sometimes you can call a shot and not even mean to. This week iconic satire magazine MAD has announced it will no longer be making new issues, except for some special editions. This […]
Fact: if Sharia law (Muslim law) was law in America, I would be beheaded for drinking alcohol and my wife would be stoned in public for wearing shorts in public…. Think about it, liberals. I […]
I got my second email from my girlfriend Rania. It’s getting serious. She gave me the bank account number (I’ve blocked it out since I don’t what it’s about). But it sounds like she really […]