Steal paper shredders with Trash Can Dan. Get your house blown up by a group of eco-terrorists when they find out you cut down a 150 year old tree in your backyard. You live but […]
So it’s Monday morning and my Disqus notifications aren’t working. Of course this means that Haniel Da was so busy sucking dick this weekend that he hasn’t yet been able to reset the server this […]
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Get a speaker implanted in your ass that plays the Mario getting a coin sound every time you get fucked in the ass. Get a speaker implanted in your ass that plays the dial up […]
Since the beginning of time mankind has found some universal questions they ask themselves. Many great philosophers have mused over these questions. But it’s time for One great mind to put these questions to rest. […]
In an interview with Rolling Stone Pete Townshend of The Who made some surprising comments about the two original members of the band who have passed away. The two members who have died were drummer […]
Modern technology has helped take much of the guess work out of life. And when a question does arise, there’s usually a sign nearby to tell us what to do. One of the more demanding […]
I’ve heard that guy’s balls are a lot like boobs and over time they start to sag. I’m still a fairly young guy so my balls are still pretty perky, but after a while they […]
Get brought up onstage to dance with Bruce Springsteen Lose your job as President of the United States because you had an affair with a girl who wasn’t even that hot. The choice is yours.