10 years ago MTV was a shameless race to the bottom; today it is so forgotten and insignificant, I fail to explain its prior successes and awesomeness to younger people, born and reared on nothing […]
So, sometime in my mid 20’s I was thinking of the guys I have slept with and it occurred to me, the best ones were uncircumcised. This led me down a rabbit hole of thought […]
This question has been rewinding in my mind for weeks. After Handsome, trucker turned ‘ghoster’. Asked me about ordering bacon for my bloody Mary, I thought for at least five minutes for one thing bacon […]
It’s been 2 decades. I think the quarantine period has been safely realised. I fucking hated the Stargate SG-1 series. It was and is the epitomy of Canadian shot dog-shit (and I’m someone who loves […]
There’s a lot of brew-ha-ha going on in regards to you-know-what. We’ve all got it. Some more than others. And as the days go by I’m beginning to believe less and less that it’s because […]
Steal paper shredders with Trash Can Dan. Get your house blown up by a group of eco-terrorists when they find out you cut down a 150 year old tree in your backyard. You live but […]
So it’s Monday morning and my Disqus notifications aren’t working. Of course this means that Haniel Da was so busy sucking dick this weekend that he hasn’t yet been able to reset the server this […]
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