I’ve heard that guy’s balls are a lot like boobs and over time they start to sag. I’m still a fairly young guy so my balls are still pretty perky, but after a while they […]
Get brought up onstage to dance with Bruce Springsteen Lose your job as President of the United States because you had an affair with a girl who wasn’t even that hot. The choice is yours.
Here’s another edition of everyone’s favorite game. Fuck. Marry. Kill. This time around I’m going to give you 3 choices and all 3 are legendary celebrities that have joined us on TGO as commenters. At […]
I’m thinking of going as an elephant for Trick-or-Treating in the neighborhood. How about you guys?
Its pretty common to look back on your life and see portions of your life that make you cringe. For me personally most of those moments came when I was younger. Here’s an example. I’m […]
Eddie Van Halen revealed recently that the reason he got cancer in his tongue back in the early 2000s was because he spent so much time with a metal guitar pick in his mouth during […]
I was listening to Conan O’Brien’s podcast this morning like I occasionally do. During the voicemail section of the show Conan was asked “If you were stranded on a desert island with all the past […]
Steal your friend Paul’s Xbox 360 controller with the ghost of Glen Frey from the Eagles. Drink Paul Dano’s milkshake The choice is yours.
Some body functions are unpleasant to discuss. But these functions are vital to our existence. Thus, we shouldn’t fear talking about them. One such function is a bowel movement. Believe it or not, there is […]
I want to be the first woman that always bowls a PERFECT 300.