Get shit on by a bird while on a double decker bus. Make a sex tape with Kim Kardashian, but your burnt DVD copy gets stolen before you get a chance to make copies and […]
What’s the worst autocorrect fail you’ve had?
As you know, it’s hurricane season here in Florida where the Bulgingsnake family resides. When you read the news, or follow your southern friends who are preparing before a storm they tend to tell you […]
So my company just released a new Hangover Patch that you put on before you get white girl wasted and it is supposed to prevent you from feeling like dogshit the next morning. I’m pretty […]
Families can be weird things. Regardless of how close you can be with your family there are often secrets that are never remarked on at family gatherings or maybe you spend your whole life never […]
Being the President of the United States is pretty much the most prestigious position anyone can hold, and everyone knows power is sexy. So, I’m sure more presidents get hit on from time to time […]
Get PTSD when a really fat girl tries to seduce you. Get a paper cut in between your index finger and your middle finger The choice is yours.
A Kansas man who robbed a bank last September and told police that he was hoping to get caught so he would get prison time to escape his wife was sentenced Tuesday to six months […]