I’m pissing blood now. my liver and pancreas feel bloated and sickly all the time. The other day it occurred to me that there were very few days in my 20s when I wasn’t absolutely […]
The graphics, gameplay, story, controls, enemy AI, soundtrack, acting, atmosphere and everything else in the game is absolutely brilliant! So then why is MGS5 my least favorite in the series you might ask?!?! Fuck it’s […]
This really makes me sleep better at night knowing this, and I have a feeling it will make you too.
Here are a few of my favorites from the Bulgingsnake Meme collection!
I’ll tell you what guys, I love popping me some pills. After work when I get home I give my female a cool 5 bucks, then I tell her to take the kids and leave […]
Sitting on the toilet at work is the only way to fly! If you don’t want to do something, go to the bathroom and sit on the goddamn toilet — if you hangout on the […]
Ron Howard will be replacing Phil Lord and Chris Miller as the director for the upcoming Han Solo movie. Lord and Miller were let go from the project due to creative differences. What are your […]
Just because your neighbor’s dog is shitting on your yard, doesn’t mean you can’t ass-blast your neighbor’s cat.
Dying rich gets you home quicker.
For me it’s The Witcher 3. It’s so long and hard plus you can have a beard that grows out in real-time which no one minds. You can visit the cat house instead of going […]