I got my second email from my girlfriend Rania. It’s getting serious. She gave me the bank account number (I’ve blocked it out since I don’t what it’s about). But it sounds like she really […]
Do you know any bitches that be trippin’?
Penis oh penis, how I enjoy sucking the flavor out of your dong head. I’m talking about Jesus’s cock-n-balls. When Jesus’s hard dick explodes with ecstasy in the back of my throat, I know I’m […]
…Actually they were free yoga pants but I didn’t want my bestie to think I was a dick for mocking yoga pants I got for free. #anxiety #whycantibenormal fbt What do you text your bff?
Sebring man seen here becomes a human hitch… laying in an open trunk and holding on to a boat trailer. Get. Er. Done. What’s the dumbest thing you have done on the road?
Lindsay Lohan is at it again! She accused two refugee parents of trafficking their 2 male children… then got herself punched in the face! Great job LiLo.. your crime stopper career is about as lucrative […]
It is NEVER too early to prep for Christmas. Here’s a list of wonderful products on the market!! The Fat Magnet. Just sit it in your bowl of slop and it pulls the fat out […]
Wouldn’t that be a hoot!! Anyone from Australia around these parts? We know you look but you don’t comment. Are you part of the conspiracy? PIC OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN AUSTRALIA