What’s the worst autocorrect fail you’ve had?
As you know, it’s hurricane season here in Florida where the Bulgingsnake family resides. When you read the news, or follow your southern friends who are preparing before a storm they tend to tell you […]
A Kansas man who robbed a bank last September and told police that he was hoping to get caught so he would get prison time to escape his wife was sentenced Tuesday to six months […]
I got my second email from my girlfriend Rania. It’s getting serious. She gave me the bank account number (I’ve blocked it out since I don’t what it’s about). But it sounds like she really […]
Do you know any bitches that be trippin’?
Penis oh penis, how I enjoy sucking the flavor out of your dong head. I’m talking about Jesus’s cock-n-balls. When Jesus’s hard dick explodes with ecstasy in the back of my throat, I know I’m […]
…Actually they were free yoga pants but I didn’t want my bestie to think I was a dick for mocking yoga pants I got for free. #anxiety #whycantibenormal fbt What do you text your bff?