I can’t play this damn game anymore. The music is hurting my chest. That or that Walmart pretzel. One of the two. Maybe both.
Listen up guys! The females are so goddamn vulnerable and pathetic at ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS, and wet! — so goddamn wet ‘the vulnerable female’ becomes when you wink at her. So if you have a […]
H.P.B is a sport where the victor wins by banging more homeless people than the competitor.
Moments like this make me feel closer to Jesus.
My dad is dead, so maggots were involved, so it might have been a hundred-som.
When a female sees me coming, then I guarantee, by the end of the night she’ll be cuming… Unless she’s a fat cow, I don’t bang the large ones!