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Calling All Alcoholics
So my company just released a new Hangover Patch that you put on before you get white girl wasted and it is supposed to prevent you from feeling like dogshit the next morning. Iām pretty […]
Sturgill Simpson: Future Shock
In a move that can only be described as bold, musician Sturgill Simpson has left behind the country music genre on his new release, the electro-boogie number called Sing Along. This is the first song […]
U.S. Cheap Crack Whore Pricing Is All Over the Place. Help TGONN Investigate It.
Cheap crack whore pricing is a puzzle for many American consumers. It is an unregulated marketplace where prices vary drastically across the country, or even just across the street. A blowjob form a toothless whore […]
KC Man Finds True Love
The Kansas City Police Department received calls this week from people who observed a man “carrying a topless, unconscious woman” around. People reported seeing the man drag the woman by her hair. And even attempt […]
What is the Thing Your Family “Can’t Talk About”?
Families can be weird things. Regardless of how close you can be with your family there are often secrets that are never remarked on at family gatherings or maybe you spend your whole life never […]
TGO Tribute To Husky Females
In order to dispel the notion that TGO is a forum for sexist propaganda, I’ve put together a tribute video. Some things in nature are magical to witness. Such as the love a husky female […]
The Matrix 4 Announced!
Apparently, we’re not done in The Matrix universe. It was announced today that Lana Wachowski is set to co-write and direct a new entry in the Matrix universe. Apparently this will be a direct continuation […]
Which President Would You Have an Affair With?
Being the President of the United States is pretty much the most prestigious position anyone can hold, and everyone knows power is sexy. So, I’m sure more presidents get hit on from time to time […]