My dad is dead, so maggots were involved, so it might have been a hundred-som. Advertisements
When a female sees me coming, then I guarantee, by the end of the night she’ll be cuming… Unless she’s a fat cow, I don’t bang the large ones!
Tell her that you’re actually her dad! Works every time
Let’s play a game! Post a comment with 2 random truths and 1 lie! Let’s see if we can guess them right! I’ll go first… 1. I’ve dated 6 different women. 2. I told my […]
1. The ladybug’s feces closely resembles human feces. 2. The Ladybug can hit speeds up to 90 miles per hour. 3. The ladybug’s mating call can be heard at dusk, and sounds like the horn […]
I’m working, editing a web series, watching Baby Driver, then going to make hay with the Steam Super sale. Also probably finger-blast a dead horse. You?
Note. Dear FBI, this is in no way an actual threat.. just a fun TGO game. Now that that’s out of they way! Fuck, Marry, Kill… your choices are: Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, your […]