I started drinking around age 16, I’m 34 now. When you’re always intoxicated you don’t really have a handle on honest human emotions (like sympathy, compassion Etc). Those emotions are still there, but they are […]
The second episode of the new Forces of Destiny web series hit the web yesterday. This episode also features Daisy Ridley voicing Rey. After watching the one from yesterday I learned more about what Lucasfilm […]
Apparently a very large woman was almost raped by a group of manatees… yup.
So what are you waiting for?!?!?! Talking with a complete stranger over the phone about dick is the right choice.
Here at THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN we believe in having a good time. And remember, just because your drunk, doesn’t mean you can’t drive. Stay frosty TGO.
The next time your mom is masturbating (always keep your ear to her door so you know, you’ll her the sounds of pleasure), strap a bottle rocket on to your dong. Make sure your dong […]
Well, times ups. See you guys tomorrow!
1. The Bald Eagle only lives in the USA. 2. The Bald Eagle can lay up to 18 eggs in one sitting. 3. The Bald Eagle’s egg weighs up to 25 pounds. 4. The first […]
Title:Godzilla Director: Ishiro Honda Writer: Ishiro Honda; Takeo Murata Cast: Akira Takarada; Takashi Shimura; Momoko Kochi; Akihiro Hirata; Haruo Nakajima; Katsumi Tezuka Duration: 96 minutes Country: Japan Year: 1954 So everyone knows this movie and […]
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN! I was just outside being patriotic, I had sparklers in my hand and I was saluting the USA flag…. BAM, TOTAL RAPE! THE USA BIRD CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ASS […]