My son Cockroach, my dad and I were fishing in Sarasota Bay. Cockroach just turned 4 and this was his first time fishing. My father (he’s gone now, RIP) had a favorite hole for fishing […]
We here at THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN enjoy the gay side of life on Sundays… Because after all, if god didn’t exist, then gay wouldn’t exist.
I promised my son Cockroach this morning that we’d do some night fishing. During the day we cruised by Walmart and grabbed some frozen shrimp (frozen shrimp are a million times better than live, they […]
Mean while at the George Lucas ranch.
As Bulgingsnake and our little “Cockroach” prepare for their fishing adventure later this evening I am reminded of my most epic fishing experiences — and by epic, I mean… ridiculous. I admit, I’m no professional […]
Yep, nothing makes a female bend over like my presence does.
When I finally kick the bucket and I’m instantly zapped to heaven for my judgment, I will be rather nervous standing before my maker. So when god says to me ‘explain yourself’, I’m going to […]
Bishop is. Right before I can sit down in my favorite chair to enjoy my morning coffee, Bishop jumps in and starts licking his phantom balls. He also steals half of the bed at night. […]