Pros: Abraham Lincoln used to wear a top hat, which was ballin’! Easily the best POTUS because of that. 100 of these little guys makes a $1 Gives you good luck if found heads up. […]
If you do SMARTEN THE FUCK UP.
Bulgingsnake was out front watering the sidewalk when he was ambushed by ol Long John Silver the serial rapist/fish sandwich that’s been on the loose! We were worried this would happen!! I’m sure you’ve heard […]
I was at the local, North American swimming tub practicing my Moose Dive, when BAM! TOTAL UILICKMCGEE RAPE! HE RAPED ME SO GODDAMN HARD! As he was cuming deep inside my bleeding asshole, he whispered […]
In my hometown there is only one place better than Walmart to see some real Americans. That is Gentners Commission Market. Or as we call it The Springville Auction. Let’s hitch a ride on my […]
Swell times we live in!
Jakku has been made a pretty important part of Star Wars canon fairly quickly. It is of course Rey’s planet at the start of The Force Awakens and the canon novels have built a bit […]
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